Showing posts with label silliness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silliness. Show all posts

1/28/10

Well I was tripping down the street early this morning...

Sorta funny to me that my title is the first line of my 'theme song' from yesterday's post because I 'tripped' all the way into the gym this morning.

It's been hard to go to the gym every day this week.
This morning was no better. As if having Bronchitis last week wasn't bad enough, I think I'm getting a head cold so when the alarm went off at 6am, I really just wanted to go back to sleep!
2 squirts of nasonex per nostril, 2 puffs from my inhaler, laced up the shoes and out the door.

Driving to the gym I was NOT motivated...but I WAS still driving to.the.gym.

Parked and grabbing my iPod and headphones...BLAST! My headphone cord is wrapped up in a strap from my mini purse...where are the scissors. (In hindsight I'm glad there were no scissors because I would've been miffed if I had cut the strap!)
'Oh forget it! I'll just listen to the music in the gym and walk instead of interval train today'
No..try again

(inhale/exhale) Success, cord unwrapped...now where the heck did my iPod go? It was RIGHT here in my lap. You're NOT gonna win obstacle fairies...I'm GOING into the gym!
*doors open, frantically searching for iPod* Turns out it's in the console, right where I put it the first time I gave up on my headphones...
In the gym, stretching and feeling my itchy eyes and scratchy throat creeping up on me...

At this point I decide to do the best I can with my intervals...maybe walk/speed walk rather than pushing myself to run...I'll run if I can, but it's not the end of the world if I don't....just finish the 30 minutes

What a concept
Just finish

14:17 minutes into my session and "attention gym members, there is a my color/my car in the parking lot with it's lights on.
OH GAWD are you kidding me?
What EV. I'm finishing my 30 minutes and if it dies the hub will just have to come get me
I'll be late to work but I'm finishing my session.

So I did the 30 minutes, intervals of walk/speed walk...and I ran some
Covered the same distance (just about) then went home.

Yeah...covered the same distance
And I was happy with that

HUH WHA? I totally figured I would be miffed that my running efforts seem to be for naught because I can WALK the same dang distance.

So I've come to the realization that the idea of RUNNING (okay who am I kidding, Jogging) my first 5K doesn't have to be the goal. Just finish!
And I'm okay with this
In fact I'm really comfortable with this
It doesn't mean I'm going to totally slack the training
But I don't have to go balls to the wall to be the best right out of the gate
WHOAAAAAA what who are you and what have you done to my brain?
I ALWAYS have to be the best right out of the gate.
No, that's not me...that's JOAN, not Babs
and I'm still Takin care of Babsness.
and totally looking forward to my race.

And it turns out...it wasn't my car afterall!
:)

1/27/10

What's Your Theme Song?

So I've been doing stuff that's good for me, even when I don't feel like it.
Today I dressed for the gym after my shift AT work again so that I was already in my gym clothes for the drive home.
While I was changing, I thought to myself, "Yeah, I'm taking care of Babs."

Now if you know me personally, you KNOW I can turn anything into a song and I immediately started singing (in my head...)

Takin care of Babsness
Every day
Takin care of Babsness
Every way
I be takin care of Babsness
She's alright
Takin Care of Babsness
and workin over time
WORK OUT!

Then I giggled...coz it was silly...but I'm still singing it :)

But...If I had to pick a theme song, it would be this one by Concrete Blonde
If I were on Idol, I'd sing this song (never mind the seemingly mocking reference to still being in Hollywood)
It's what I listen to at the gym or in the car or sing out loud to!




Well I was tripping down the street early this morning
And the psychic lady pointed at me
She said come on in and I gave her my money
Said tell me, tell me, what you see
And she said she saw the angels dancing with me
Dancing to the beat of my feet down the street
She said she saw the angels dancing with me
Keep on, keep on, keep on now

Still in Hollywood
Oh I thought I'd be out of here by now
Still in Hollywood
My, my I'm running on a wheel and I don't know why
I don't know why

And I ran into Tommy Pomy
What a goddamned phony
Had a new fish on the line
Well the last one left with the last bad cheque
The only good one that he ever had died
I gotta live and live, I gotta learn to forgive
You know that everybody's gotta right
But theres evil all around in this broken down city
Its a twenty four hour fight

Still in Hollywood
Oh wow I thought I'd be outta here by now
Still in Hollywood
My, my I'm running on a wheel and don't know why
Still in Hollywood
Oh wow I thought I'd be outta here by now
Still in Hollywood
My, my, my I'm running on wheel
and don't know, don't know, don't know why

So let's me and you go get a new tattoo
We can hop on the harley and cruise
We can start at the pier and share a beer
Head out to the desert
I can feel it from here
Ride all the way to where the lizards play
Riding on, and on, and on
Theres a million stars it'll blow you away
It's all so Concrete Blonde

Still in Hollywood
That's right, you know we can ride it out all night
Still in Hollywood
Hey, hey, hey I got to, gottaway, gotta getaway yeah
Still in Hollywood
My, my, my yes I'm glad to be alive
Still in Hollywood
Mama gonna be sombody, someday, sometime
Still in Hollywood
Oh yeah
Oh I wanna get out alive
Don't you know why
Oh I'm doin fine
Oh this is why
Oh wanna be out of here by now...



(What's a matter with you young man
Going to Hollywood, gonna be a big shot
That towns gonna suck you up and spit you out
You ain't gonna have a pot to piss in
Don't come back to me for a job
You made your bed, now sleep in it...)  


Gee...kinda funny how much this voice over sounds like something JOAN would say!